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malemayhem:

 

malemayhem:

 

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warsquirtle:

Has anybody ever actually gotten salmonella from eating raw cookie dough or are people just trying to stop me from living my life

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arctic-monfernos:

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jiggalopuff:

what the fuck

No way

How does this happen, and can it happen to me?

I hate my life

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

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